How to git started?

im lokking to get into selling spekers. i dropped out highschool at teh 9th grade!! mad buds dudz...got kicked out of my house cus my stepdad was always makin my moms cry so he beat me up. im living at my sis house and now she wants me out cause shes a stupid ass bitch!!!!i want to lern this biz cus i have mad skills. can you help.

i also want 9 cars.

I would settle for a fixed up van with big meats and those opera windows in the rear sides.

The Vega just ain't cutt'in it.

Se`nor Titwhistle

senor titwisle

get yourself an 80s van.you need it to fit the ht spekers alot. i am going for an 80s hi tech van to. i am also too setting up my room in 1980s style. mabbe.ilike the early mid 90s a hole bunch to.

wvj. is a vega a small car/

My Vega is a 1972 piss yellow 3-speed coupe with no AC.

Kinda looks like the result of a drunken evening of debauchery between a Chevy Maverick and a Rambler.


Se`nor Titwhistle

Hi johny, sounds like you did the right thing standing up for your moms like that. It sounds like you're a young guy, so I might add this to titwhistles advice. After you get your van, get one of those matress things that you can air up. Catch my drift dude? Yep, you can sleep in the van untill you sell enough spikkers to get a posh pad. Hell man, I even got laid in vans back in the 70s, so there's plenty of room (unless your freeky tall or something). What part of the country are you in, cause titwhistle and me are thinking about getting together to sell the speakers, and maybe even use a corn stand for a cover. Hell man, I even got laid in corn stands back in the 70s. BTW, tit, did you get my number in that PM? I was hoping you'd call before I headed up to the tavern tonight. Hell, I even got laid in some taverns back in the 70s. You guys rock.

thx by pssst hey....buddy

im tring to save enuff money but my sister always wahts my money.do you know of one. im in wis, close to teh bordor. do you know where that is.sleeping in the van is a great idea but what if i have to many spekers at one time. i could put a matris on the roof to.

thank you for the help by pssst hey....buddy

hey by pssst hey....buddy

i dont rely like corn

U 3 Fucks ain't got a chance in this game. Corn stand my ass. Hows anybody gonna buy your bullshit when you're sittin behind a friggin corn stand? I can see the two of you now, sittin there suckin on a straw. Who's gonna believe you know anything about high teck stuff??? It's fuckz like you 2 that ruin it for us legit guys.

i bet we can sell spekers to. and corn. why ru so madstan..

ur just jelous becuase u dnt think of the ideas.

whos a fuck now

Wow man, don't get your panties all twisted up and wash the sand out of your pussy. What's the matter man, you got the cramps or somethin? I don't know about where you live, but here in the Midwest there are corn stands everywhere this time of year (sweet corn). People just naturally like the guys selling corn, so I think it's a hell of an idea. When I sold shop tools, the main thing was to be the mark's "buddy". I mean it ain't like we'll have a million bux invested in it, corn stands can be thrown together out of any old scrap wood, or just be the back of a truck. I know we're new to the biz bro, but how about cutting us some slack and giving us a chance.

BTW, titwhistle (and johny if your in) I found a dude in the city that says he can get us as many as we can sell (Chinese ones but they don't say made in China anywhere). He said the more we buy at a time the cheaper they would be, so I'm going to go ahead and order 4 sets of the towers, a couple pairs of bookshelfs, and 1 HT kit. Where can we hook up that half way?

WhiteVanStanTheMan wrote:U 3 Fucks ain't got a chance in this game. Corn stand my ass. Hows anybody gonna buy your bullshit when you're sittin behind a friggin corn stand? I can see the two of you now, sittin there suckin on a straw. Who's gonna believe you know anything about high teck stuff??? It's fuckz like you 2 that ruin it for us legit guys.

Oh yeah, Just don't be bring'in your lame ass game around Barron Co. or anywhere near Pssst or WVJ. We are formin the Corn Stand Pussy and wont stand for any shit. We get lotts of traffic here on 8 and can make shit happen. You just keep on working the Subway and Orange Julius circuit looser.

I just found a wiring harnes for that trailer Pssst. Later I going to Pop's crib and hookin up. I should be down your way by Satrday. WVJ, just hang tough till we get there.

hey by pssst hey...buddy

you sound like you know waht ur doin.i want to sell spekers with you too guys to.i dont rally have a hole lot of money homie.but mabbe we could be a team and i'll pay you too guys back.did you go to colladge. i want to go someday two.mabbe if we sell enuff spekers i can go to yale someday and have at least7 cars.

dont listen to stan he has corn up his butt.get it

i'll be hear by senor titwisle.

thx dude. we are going to sell alot of spekers homie.

see the king bitches....!

These smilys rock!


What the fuk is with this dude

Se`nor Titwhistle

i like em two. but dont use the king one thats my newone. i am going to be the king of sails.




and fuck that whitevanstansheman

whitevanjohnny wrote:i like em two. but dont use the king one thats my newone. i am going to be the king of sails.




and fuck that whitevanstansheman

Ifeel bad about not using the king guy but you dibbsed it first.

My new one is this Ithinkhe is stoned.

Se`nor Titwhistle

I say we come up with a name for our sells group. Something cool like "corn speaker mafia dudes"??? Don't worry about the money johny (get it, johny king) I think I have enough to stake us from my back injury case, and you can pay me bak a little at a time. I can send you guys some gas money, but not to much, I need to save some for the van. How much is a good dependable white one. I guess it needs to be kinda fast too huh, just in case some dude gets pissed or something. No college johny , but I only needed two more years in high school. I guess it kinda shows huh, I'll try not to act all snooty though. I think I wanna be this smile thing cause I have the same teeth (my girlfriend says they're cute). Will 20 bucks be enough money to get you guys half way. I know where 8 is, so what do you think about mile post 47 on 8. That should be about half. I'm stoked up about this shit guys. Who do you think can sell the most? Titwhistle must be good if he sold a trailer harness for a remote. wow! See ya soon fellas (I'm not really an albino, just big front teeth for my size). My gal says big something else goes with big teeth, get it?

Se`nor Titwhistle wrote:

whitevanjohnny wrote:i like em two. but dont use the king one thats my newone. i am going to be the king of sails.




and fuck that whitevanstansheman

Ifeel bad about not using the king guy but you dibbsed it first.

My new one is this Ithinkhe is stoned.

Se`nor Titwhistle

That's a good one tit, I'm stoned too from thinking about the money will be making.

pssst...hey buddy wrote:I say we come up with a name for our sells group. Something cool like "corn speaker mafia dudes"??? Don't worry about the money johny (get it, johny king) I think I have enough to stake us from my back injury case, and you can pay me bak a little at a time. I can send you guys some gas money, but not to much, I need to save some for the van. How much is a good dependable white one. I guess it needs to be kinda fast too huh, just in case some dude gets pissed or something. No college johny , but I only needed two more years in high school. I guess it kinda shows huh, I'll try not to act all snooty though. I think I wanna be this smile thing cause I have the same teeth (my girlfriend says they're cute). Will 20 bucks be enough money to get you guys half way. I know where 8 is, so what do you think about mile post 47 on 8. That should be about half. I'm stoked up about this shit guys. Who do you think can sell the most? Titwhistle must be good if he sold a trailer harness for a remote. wow! See ya soon fellas (I'm not really an albino, just big front teeth for my size). My gal says big something else goes with big teeth, get it?

hey by pssst....hey buddy

thx for the money and. it should be enuff like i said i live near the bordor of wis so it should be planty and thx again by psssst hey.....buddy. i dont know the town mile post i dont see it on the map quest but 8 is fine. but in the morning or night.

piece out oh..i get it...hehehelololo

HAY GUYS, GO IN THAT BOX THAT SAYS CHAT AND i THINK IT'S A SECRET PLACE TO TYPE ABOUT STUFF.

I had to come back to the park cause something is wrong with the Vega. I don't think tha t harnes is the right one cause something started smokin.

ill leave tomorrow hopefuly, sorry and

Se`nor titwhistle


Im getting tired of signing my name so i just going to use from now on.

Hey , maybe you should be this dude get it!

hay now. i is that dude alreadys

Sorry SPKR_PRSNSO, i didnt no you was the

The never forgets. you must be good with names.

Hello. I am "whitevanjohnny" sister and I came across this posting as I was checking up on my little brother. He tallies up quite a bit of porn if left unchecked. He is a good kid, although he is passed out on the floor at the moment...he means well....so I hope you gentlemen will look out for him. He has a slight learning disability and can become somewhat anxious when talking with strangers. We are terribly worried for his well being and the only saving grace is his huge cock. We have tried in vain to steer him towards an almost certain lucrative career in porn to no avail. please help my brother out. Let him know having a giant cock is not a set back, but a gift from god. And should be used to spread the word.

In Jesus, bless this mobile home. And to a lesser extent, my brothers large cock.

Amen.

Me and will watch out for one the road. It will be a good thing to be able to add his big thing to the sales lineup. product divirsity is very important in business. We now have corns, speakears (soon( and now big cocks. says his isbig to. Mine isn't so big but someone has to handle the benjimins.

I just want to be the idea man